An AMA rant

I don't know why I watch this shit. I hate on 85% of it.

Kate Hudson is dumb looking and I almost saw her no boobs.

Janet Jackson ruled and that's what I call a comeback performance. However I still don't know how I feel about her new single.

Fergie's outfit is cute but the Black Eyed Peas still aren't any good. Only 2 of them sing. As if they just sampled "It Takes Two" and then went into "Teen Spirit"

Perez Hilton needs a life and they should really stop cutting the camera to him.

Shakira is slutty but I like her. fun fact: she's 32! that's so weird to me.

Selena Gomez is a cute girl, I hope she doesn't turn into a trainwreck.

I don't understand the big fucking deal about Keith Urban, his songs, voice, and looks are so mediocre.

so thrilled that MJ won an award!

Alicia looked good plus she can actually sing so I enjoy watching her. Jay-Z was BALLIN in the all white tux. It's awkward to sing a song about New-York when preforming in l.A.

What the fuck is the Zach Brown Band?!

I have a girl crush on Rihanna, so beautiful. But to be completely honest, her performance was not that amazing.

Carrie Underwood can actually sing, that's cool.

I know Lady Gaga wears fucked up clothing but seriously what the fuck was she wearing? I'm son intrigued by how beyond crazy she is.

Kid Cudi and Drake are so sarcastic and such babes. They should have preformed instead of Mary J. Blige, although I like her tude.

Remember Cheyenne Kimball? Ya apparently she's in a shitty country group called Gloriana.

JLo totally lip-synced her entire preformance regardless I'm still a fan. I feel bad that she fell but the preformance concept was cool. Louis V's aren't though.


Whitney Houston was totally headbanging during preformance.

If T.I. would have won Best Pop/Rock Male over MJ I would have been PISSED!

How did Alicia score 2 preformances? She's good but she ain't THAT good. The male back-up dancer is crazy good and sexy as hell.

Seth Green is not funny and should not be allowed to say "ya'll".

Eminem and 50 cent need to go away and stay quiet for a bit. I'd like that alot.

Big fan of the new Timbaland song, it's so catchy. I wonder if he'll ever do a song by himself. he probably can't stand alone. oh and the vampire themed dancers...weak. I'm so fucking sick of vampires, vamped the fuck out.

I had to change the channel when Green Day came on.

Keri Hilson looks like a cocaine freak.

Jigga Man won Best Male Rap/Hip-Hop. I love Jay-Z but I'm no INLOVE with his latest album.

I need Taylor Swift to stop winning awards, that'd be nice.

I went to Chicago a few years ago and saw the musical "Wicked", Adam Lambert was starring in it and I thought he was incredible and now I cannot fucking handle him now. I get it, he can sing, but he's obnoxious as hell.

I missed the final two minutes of the show but I'm fully confident that I missed fuck all.

So to conclude; I love Rihanna even though she can't sing worth shit, Kelly Clarkson is awesome and everyone should stop shitting because she put on some weight, Whitney Houston is probably still crazy, Taylor Swift should grow up and stop singing about her one month relationship with that Jo Bro, and I miss Michael Jackson.



Ahhh feels good to get that off my chest.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt!!!

I still haven't seen 500 Days of Summer, no i don't live under a rock. I plan on watching it tonight however I'm quite biased and know that I am already going to love it already based on one reason...Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I fell in love with him after his appearance on Jimmy Fallon the other. He's so absolutely stoked on everything and it's awesome.

Ready For The Floor

This is live and not the offical music video, it's equally as awesome though.